What Do Jesus and Dracula Have in Common? – Patheos

Happy Halloween Fellow Readers

When it comes to fighting vampires and performing exorcisms, the Roman Catholic Church has the heavy artillery.

Thats how Roger Ebert openedhis reviewof the 1998 film, John Carpenters Vampires.

Ebert continued, Your other religions are good for everyday theological tasks, like steering their members into heaven, but when the undead lunge up out of their graves, you want a priest on the case. As a product of Catholic schools, I take a certain pride in this pre-eminence. Deacon Steven D. Greydanus,Vampires, demons, and the cross: Catholicism and horror (Oct 30, 2015) Crux

I asked my wife this question..

What do Jesus and Dracula have in common?

Her answer was

Jesus isFully Man and Fully God.Dracula is Fully Man and Fully Bat.

One can only really think of differences in the two and not similarities.

Dracula wants to Drink Our BloodJesus wants us to Drink His Blood

Dracula is The Dead Un-DeadJesus was Dead and is now forever the Living Life

Dracula can Transform, as it was said, into a Bat and also a wolf.Jesus can Transform Bread and Wind into His Body and Blood.

Dracula is rendered powerless when he crosses the path of crucifixes and the Body, Blood, Soul and Divinity of Jesus Christ otherwise known as the Eucharist.We are rendered powerful in Faith, Hope, Love and our granted Eternal Life when we consume the Body, Blood Soul and Divinity of Jesus Christ and the Crucifix is the reminder of that faith.

Dr. Taylor Marshall offers us this great insight

However, the ubiquitous Eucharistic imagery in Stokers Dracula highlights two important elements pertaining to the nature of vampires. The first is that only the Catholic Eucharist perfectly repels Count Dracula because the Eucharist is Christ himself. Hence, the vampire legend is a Christian legend, but especially a Catholic legend.

Secondly, it highlights the nature of vampires as not merely Antichrist but Anti-eucharist. Think about it. They live off the body and blood of their victims. The life is in the blood and vampires thrive thereby. Christ proclaimed: Unless you eat my flesh and drink my blood, you have no life in you. He who eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life and I will raise him up on the last day.

Ironically, the vampire cannot abide the presence of the Eucharistic Body and Blood of Christ. Moreover, the vampire as an antichrist constantly mocks the reality of the resurrection of Christ as a re-animation of his dead body. Just as Christ linked the consumption of His flesh and blood to the final resurrection of the faithful, so the demonic vampire links drinking blood to the foul resurrection of his own body.-Dr Taylor Marshall, Vampires and the Holy Eucharist

So how is Dracula and Jesus the same?

Jesus is one person with two distinct natures Human and Divine.

Bela Lugosi is one actor with two distinct roles.

He played on stage in his native Hungry.

He played on Film in America.

Also

Jesus started the Catholic Church.

The real life Dracula was Catholic.

Now, considering that he helped inspire one of the greatest villains of modern fiction, youd probably think that Vladislaus Dracula (also known as Vlad Tepes, meaning Vlad the Impaler) was not a particularly nice guy. That would be a gross understatement, as Dracula was, in fact, an absolutely ruthless man, a tyrant who, even in his lifetime, became a symbol of sadism and cruelty (his likeness was often used in woodcuts of martyrdom scenes as the executioner. He even played Pontius Pilate in one!). Granted, were pretty sure he wasnt actually a vampire, but he was certainly bloodthirsty enough.The Catholic Nerd, Famous Catholic Friday: Dracula (January 4, 2013)

Catholics have a lot to say about horror and vampires.

Catholics also have a lot to say about Ghosts, Werewolves, and Demon Babies.

And because Zombies are a lot like Vampires, there is quite a lot to say about them also.

And so, our entertainment culture serves up a meager two-item menu: be the vampire, or be the zombie. Feast either upon the lifeblood of man, leaving the outer shell intact and comely, or upon the brain which extricates him from mere animality, making him exceptional. There is no option outside this dichotomy. And the insinuated answer is clear enough: embrace the vampires rote aestheticism, eroticism, selfishness. Paganize the magisterial values like love, reason, beauty. Or else youre just a brain-eating zombie.Timothy Gordon|Why Vampires and Zombies are So Popular with Secular Humanists (October 31st, 2013)

The grace of bodily incorruptibility is not given to all the Saints, but to a small handful.And just a righteous mans body may decay, so may it be reanimated as a flesh-mongering zombie.For we know that [b]y faith Joseph, when his end was near, spoke about the exodus of the Israelites from Egypt and gave instructions about his bones (Heb. 11:22).Thus, while he lived and died by faith, his body was reduced to bones (Ex. 13:19).For even Martha, the sister of Lazarus, feared that his body would stink of death (John 11:39), though she did not doubt of his sanctity (John 11:24).And just as the bodies of the righteous can be skeletonized, or decay or rot in the earth, they can likewise zombify.-Joe Heschmeyer How the Summa Theologica Might Address a Zombie Uprising Shameless Popery

Now, as a Catholic I find that its pretty common to encounter people who are completely baffled by the idea that anybody would enjoy watching or reading contemporary horror. Some of these folks will make an exception for religious horror: blood, guts, vomit and demon-possessed children are all okay provided that by the end a priest shows up to do battle with the devil. Often, they have no problem with old horror: ghost stories, the original Dracula, Mary Shelleys Frankenstein, Victorian gothic novels where white-clad virgins are locked up in decaying old mansions by creepy sadistic uncles. Provided the horror is burnished with a thick coating of dust and ideally a few specks of candle-wax, theres no cause for suspicion.-Melinda Selmys Its Lent, American Civilization is Crumbling, Lets Talk About Zombies (March 9, 2017) Catholic Authenticity

Zombies have great anthropological, social, cultural and theological relevance to us.Im basically saying that zombies are theologically potent because they show us how much Jesus loves us (laughs). When Jesus loves us, he saves us not just at the level of soul but at the level of flesh, by redeeming our dead flesh with his own living flesh, to borrow the image from Pauls epistles.-Matthew Tan In the Public Square with: Matthew Tan (June 7, 2016) The Catholic Weekly

Zombies are found in many forms of media, from video games to film, television, and novels. As people are picked off one by one, many of the characters devolve drastically as their instinct for survival overrides their normal judgment.

But how is a Catholic supposed to act during the zombie apocalypse? St. Thomas Aquinas and St. Paul did not have to deal with the impending doom of the zombies coming after them. Today we will examine Catholicism in the universe of the Zombie Apocalypse.@Urban Pyx.

JOKE-OGRAPHY:Jesus dresses up as a zombie to reference the fact that Hell rise from the dead after His death. He almost tells His parents, but then stops Himself before He spoils the future. Tom Gould, Tomics

I just want to share a few books with you dealing with Zombies, Vampires and other things that are on my reading list.

When a sixteen-year-old orphan vampire adopted by an order of nuns matures into her immortal, blood-sucking glory, all hell literally breaks loose. Yet with every rapturous taste of blood, Jennifer Carshaw cannot help but long for something even more exquisite: the capacity to experience true love. As she struggles to balance her murderous secret life with homework, cross-country practice, and her first boyfriend, Jennifer delves into the terrifying questions surrounding her inhuman existence, driven by the unexpectedly human need to understand why she is doomed to a life she never chose. ReadJennifer the Damnedby Ullo Karen.

The Gates of Hell shall not prevail against the Church! Follow a community surviving the zombie apocalypse as Catholics, sheltering in Catholic churches and building a monastic community to survive together. The Cajun Zombie Chronicles are a zombie apocalypse set in the bayous of Louisiana. Forget about the rapture start reading about the Catholic Zombie Apocalypse!by S.L. Smith.

Susie Philips Lovecraft has always encouraged her young son Howards creativity, despite how his dark and peculiar creations unsettle her. But one autumn night, she discovers that his creations might not manifest from his imagination alone, and these strange creatures may have dubious intentions toward the lad.

The fiction of H.P. Lovecraft has inspired generations of horror writers and readers, but what dreams and eldritch realities inspired this dreamer of Providence? This first in a series lights a candle in those shadows that haunted one of horror literatures sages.The Dreamer of Providence (The Wings at His Window Book 1)byR.C. Mulhare.

It is 1900, the dawn of a new century. Even as the old Queens health fails, Victorian Britain stands monumental and strong upon a mountain of technological, scientific, and intellectual progress. For John Kemp, a straight-forward, unimaginative London lawyer, life seems reassuringly predictable yet forward-leaning, that is, until a foray into the recently published sensationalist novel Dracula, united with a chance meeting with an eccentric Dominican friar, catapults him into a bizarre, violent, and unsettling series of events.

As London is transfixed with terror at a bloody trail of murder and destruction, Kemp finds himself in its midst, besieged on all sidesin his friendships, as those close to him fall prey to vicious assault by an unknown assassin; in his deep attraction to an unconventional American heiress; and in his own professional respectability, for who can trust a lawyer who sees things which, by all sane reason, cannot exist? Can his mundane, sensible lifeand his skeptical mindwithstand vampires? Can this everyday Englishman survive his encounter with perhaps an even more sinister threatthe white-robed Papists who claim to be vampire slayers?

A Bloody Habit by Eleanor Bourg Nicholson

As a final note

I want to share with you what to do, should a Zombie apocalypse break out.

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What Do Jesus and Dracula Have in Common? - Patheos