The Spirit Of 76: John Waters Talks Luggage Thieves, Movie Theater Sex, & Scary People – Aquarian Weekly

Atlantic Citys pseudo-new, mid-sized Anchor Rock Club hosts False Negative A Birthday Show with John Waters this weekend, and like the filmmaker taking the stage, the audience is sure to be sickeningly artistic and wonderfully thought-provoking.

Revered filth elder John Waters turns 76 this week, and the irreverent writer, actor, director, and visual artist remains as active as ever with a new one-man show calledFalse Negativeand his first fiction novelLiarmouthcoming our way. I interviewed Waters five years ago for The Aquarian about his one-man showThis Filthy World, and given the increasingly volatile nature of life in America since then, he has plenty of new material to work with in his latest production. Prior to his hitting the road again, we spoke for a half hour about his new work, the nature of modern comedy, and how these days people seem to be losing their minds.

Everything has changing so much in the last several years because of all the social upheaval, political upheaval, and war. Whats the challenge like of trying to update your show and deal with so many different topics?

I update it all the time. But this time, I think I had to update it even more because you couldnt ignore COVID and people are sick of talking about it. Thats kind of the ledge you walk on. Isnt disease funny now? When I was young, we had sick jokes. The thing was nothing was as funny as an iron lung. That was a very common statement, so I even put an iron lung in one of my movies. I think inCry-Baby. I guess you always make fun of the things you fear. So thats okay, maybe disease. Weve all been through stuff, everything from some crabs to AIDs to thalidomide. Weve survived a lot in my generation.

Do you think that because youve had all these different life experiences, it gives you a better context to turn them into good comedy?

Well, always, comedy for me is the edge that youre walking on. I always make fun of myself first, and then I make fun of whatever the rules are in the outsider society Im in. I did that in the very beginning.Multiple Maniacswas certainly a movie made for hippies that violated every hippie correctness there was. I make fun of political correctness today, but I think I am politically correct. I think Im making fun of the world that I love and thats why Ive lasted this long.

People can point to you as the filth elder who likes a lot of things that people consider tasteless. But then I imagine when youre making your own show, you still want to walk that line.

You have to walk the line, and the line is much, much touchier these days than it used to be. The people that used to censor me gave up on me a long time ago. They dont come to my shows. But if anybodys going to censor me today and they have not they would be the liberal, young, rich college students. I talk about this a lot in my show. When I was young and I hate when people say that, that means theyre old we made fun of ourselves first. That is the one thing Im not so sure that the trigger warning crowd does and I think they need to. I believe in mostly everything they say. Id say they should even go further. But Im too old to be Antifa. Im too old to run from the tear gas even though I like their outfits.

What can we expect from this new show?

In the new show I talk about everything disease, political correctness, art, violence porno, whoId cancel. Whoever thought Id be spending my 76th birthday in Atlantic City which I havent been to in a long time. I always wanted to stay on Baltic Avenue. All the Monopoly names. So Im looking forward to coming. Im looking forward to playing Reno, too, this year. Im doing a burlesque rockabilly concert in Vegas, so I am really playing gambling heaven.

Youve talked about how in recent years people have finally caught up to you

I didnt say they finally caught up to me. Im more humble than that. What Im saying is that I havent changed, but the American humor has and its come closer to my kind of humor. Criterions putting outPink Flamingos.Multiple Maniacsplayed on HBO Max. How could that possibly be?

Its interesting because Roger Corman said years ago that at a certain point Hollywood started making his kinds of B-movies just on a bigger budget. I think youve talked about all the gross-out comedies people try to do.

I dont even like them much because theyre not new. They try too hard.

Comedy and horror are the two hardest genres of filmmaking to do because to keep people laughing or people freaked out for a whole 90 minutes is tough.

Theyre the hardest to translate especially in Italy. Italy does the weirdest

I love Italian horror movies. Theyre crazy.

Yeah, they are. And horror movies are a very different thing because they went through so many cycles. AfterScream, when they went back to torture porn because they couldnt be funny or make fun of it anymore, they lost me for a bit even though some of those I like. Im not as much of a horror fan I wanted to seeX. I didnt see that one. Thats the newest one that intrigued me and I will see it, but Im not obsessed by all the horror movies like I was when horror movies were in the exploitation drive-ins Herschell Gordon Lewis and all that kind of stuff. The best horror movie ever still isThe Texas Chainsaw Massacre, andNight Of The Living Deadis second. I dont know that theyll ever be topped. The one genre I dont understand is science fiction. I dont know if theyre good or not, so I cant tell.

Your first fiction bookLiarmouthis coming out next month. Its a feel bad romance and protagonist Martha Sprinkle seems to be such a scammer that even her own family doesnt like her. And then she meets an insane man who makes her confront herself. What was the inspiration for that?

I have an exclusive [interview elsewhere] I have to talk to first about it, but I would say the inspiration is I did know somebody that had a girlfriend that did steal suitcases in airports. Thats the only thing in it that is inspired by anything true. Nothing else is. Im always in airports, and when you used to get your luggage there was always somebody there checking the tag to match when you left. Theres nowhere in any airport where they do that anymore.

Its true. Somebody could literally walk out with your suitcase.

Of course. Because once Pat Moran and I were togethe and she picked up the wrong suitcase, and we were all the way up the escalator and the man came running up. It was the same suitcase. It looked the same. Thats all you have to say. If you want to be a thief of bags in airports, theres lots of tips [in the book].

It feels like we have less personal boundaries in society. Now many people are wanting to be less responsible for their own actions.

People get angry quicker. People are in a bad mood all the time. I think its scary to be in traffic. Its scary to be around on the streets, and I never was [scared] before. Everybodys insane. Like you dont want to make eye contact a lot. Rich or poor.

I know. Thats actually a scary place to be. I see teenagers getting a lot more emboldened to do things like carjackings.

On school buses, 10-year-olds beating each other up and screaming and bloody. Jesus, its getting likeNight Of The Living Dead. This summer, I think people are gonna go really crazy. I hope in a joyous way, and I dont know if that will just lead to the next [COVID] strain, which it certainly could. I dont know whats going to happen, but as soon as its hot out, I predict mayhem.

By the way, Kims Video just reopened in NYC. That giant cult movie collection will be available again.

I used to go see many movies on 42nd Street with those audiences. Those Diane Arbus shots inside those theaters are so beautiful and amazing to me. I grew up in those theaters in Baltimore, too. We had so many exploitation theaters and drive-ins. There was one called the Howard that opened at 8:00 a.m. every morning and it was 35 cents. Then it went to 50 cents each show, up to maybe $1. They had double features. They were in every city. I grew up and learned everything in those theaters. Then Id go see the art movies too because they broke all the taboos with nudity and everything. [Ingmar] Bergman[sSummer With Monika] was first shown in Baltimore as a sex movie. I even have the ad from the concession: Get a Monikas Hot Sundae. Im not making this up. What they did is they cut most of the dialogue and just leave the tits in and they called itMonikas Hot Summer. They would show them in nudist camp theaters.

What were the audiences like?

Old men wanting to jerk off just like they always are. Only later, and what was really weird in the exploitation films, it was men jerking off. They didnt think they were ironic or funny or campy. They thought they were scary and sexy. But the odd thing was, later in all the movies that were hetero, gay men were blowing people and people were having sex in the theater. Straight movies and thats why the cops, the vice guys could never figure that out. Theyd say, Well, this couldnt have gay sex going on because its straight movies. The straight guys would either be jerking off or getting blown. It was blatant. Then when porn happened, since everyone wanted to jerk off, then they policed it a little more. In all gay porno houses it most definitely was [happening]. There was a theater in Baltimore called The Apex where we filmedA Dirty Shame and that one was straight and men were probably jerking off, but discreetly. The other one, which was called The Earle, was straight porn but all gay clientele, and I saw people walking nude to the concession stand. Im not making that up. This theater was there for years in blue collar Baltimore and no one ever complained. They never went in it, and if they did they, didnt talk about it. It was the ugliest gay people I ever saw in my life. Trolls is an expression that could have been used, and it would not be anti-gay. Everyone was ugly in the theaters. It was a really bizarre thing, and I only went there once just to see it. I did not participate, but it is burned into my memory. Then all those theaters next become churches, then they get boarded up,

After all the wild adventures youve been on, what is the biggest life lesson that you could impart to younger people?

To continue to see everything and to participate in whatever world you want to enter. If you want to be an artist, go to every art gallery, read the art magazines. If you want to be a filmmaker, read the trade papers to know how the business works. To just be very much inside the world that you want to enter.

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The Spirit Of 76: John Waters Talks Luggage Thieves, Movie Theater Sex, & Scary People - Aquarian Weekly