From sparkles to sick abs: What are the best and weirdest vampire ‘rules’ in pop culture? – Syfy

Vampires are perhaps the most iconic monsters lurking in the night. Luckily, with that level of fame, the average person has a pretty good idea of what to do if they ever find themselves facing off against a bloodsucker. A stake through the heart will kill them. Silver is bad, too. A crucifix is a good defense against a vampire except for when it isnt. Sunlight will burn a vampire unless it just makes them sparkle?

Wait a second

Yes, it turns out that not all vampires in pop culture operate by the same rules. SYFYs new series Reginald the Vampire, starring Spider-Man: Now Way Homes Jacob Batalon, is the latest vampire title to grace the screen. Luckily, Reginalds vampire rules are, for the most part, pretty standard. (Although Reginalds vampires, except for the title character, are pretty snobby!)

Theres a baseline of vampire rules that well call the Standard Vampire or rather, standard pop-culture vampire, as common understanding of what a vampire is draws more from Dracula than the folkloric monster. Bram Stokers 1987 novel Dracula is the basis for the archetypal vampire, though the now-100-year-old silent film Nosferatu, an unauthorized adaptation of Stokers work, deserves some credit too. Its because of Nosferatu that most pop-culture vampires have a deadly aversion to sunlight. In the original Dracula, the count merely avoided daylight and was, if anything, slightly weakened by it. This was the case in folklore, too.

Other classic vampire rules can be seen in Dracula. Vampires drink blood. Vampires can turn other people into vampires. Vampires are immortal. Vampires sleep in coffins. Vampires can turn into bats. Vampires are hypnotic. Vampires dont have reflections in mirrors. And, vampires, for all their supernatural abilities, have a number of weaknesses, too.

In addition to sunlight, the average vampire can be killed (or at least thwarted) by a stake through the heart, decapitation, fire, silver, garlic, the sight of a crucifix, holy water, and running water.

Those are the standard vampiric traits that you can assume most pop culture vampires will have. Maybe swap out a weakness or two vampires in Blade dont care about crucifixes, for example but those are the general rules. However, there are some vampires that operate by totally different rules. Here are a few of the standouts.

Vampires in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight books and the film adaptations dont have to worry about pretty much any of the classic vampire weaknesses. Crosses, garlic, and silver all dont do anything to them, nor does sunlight. Rather than harm a Twilight vampire, sunlight just makes them sparkle, so they avoid the sun so that theyre less conspicuous rather than to avoid physical harm. Twilight vampires have some other unique attributes, too. They have 25 chromosomes compared to a normal humans 23, and while they can subsist on animal blood, only human blood will prevent their eyes from changing from their normal color to a golden yellow hue.

Vampires in the land of Ooo can be quite varied in power and appearance (the Vampire King is a lion who became a vampire, for instance, and different vampire nobles have their own unique power), but Marceline the Vampire Queen exhibits some nifty traits. While shes weak to sunlight and staking, it turns out that she doesnt need to drink blood she just eats the color red and can drain it from whatever she sinks her fangs into. She can also hover and transform into a gnarly bat-monster, though the latter ability might have something to do with the fact that she was already half demon before she became a vampire.

Guillermo del Toros horror series featured an especially gross and upsetting spin on vampires that emphasized the viral nature of the monster. While a Strain vampire has some traditional traits like sunlight aversion and a weakness to silver, in the series vampirism is spread by parasitic worms that transform their host, giving them a long, blood-sucking tongue appendage and causing their hair and, uh, genitals to fall off.

Morbius, the Living Vampire is not like other vampires because Morbius is a living vampire. Its right there in the name. As seen in the recent (critically panned) movie, Michael Morbius becomes a vampire not through supernatural means but through science when he experiments with vampire bat DNA. As a result, while he has an insatiable hunger for blood, he doesnt have any other traditional vampire weaknesses. He also got improved health and some impressive abs out of the deal. Morbius was even weirder in his appearances in Spider-Man: The Animated Series in the 90s. The networks censors wouldnt allow for any neck-biting or even mention of the word blood, so instead Morbius sucked plasma from victims via some gross-looking suckers on his hands.

John Carpenters titular vampires are, more or less, your average vampire. Garlic, silver, sunlight the usual itll kill them. However, these vampires also have a hierarchy, something thats not unheard of in vampire media. Whats cool is that Jan Valek, the original vampire, is immune to garlic and silver, and he can only be killed by the very cross that he was crucified on. (Hes still not a fan of sunlight, but if hed succeeded in his plan to perform his own exorcism, that weakness would have gone away, too.)

The vampire bunny from the delightful childrens book series isnt evil, nor does he drink blood. Instead, the rabbit with some Dracula-like fur patterns sucks the vegetable juice out of his food with his cute little fangs. We love him.

If The Count has ever sucked somebodys blood, Sesame Street hasnt shown it. For understandable reasons, the beloved childrens show hasnt devoted too much time to explaining how The Count feasts or what instruments a Muppet vampire-hunter would need to kill him, but he does, perhaps, exhibit one weakness that vampires have in certain folklore. According to some legends, vampires have an urge to count things, meaning that if you were being chased by one, you could spill a bag of rice, buying yourself time as the blood-sucker stopped to count every single last grain. Thats pretty much The Counts whole deal.

Discover how vampires work on Reginald the Vampire when the series premieres on Oct. 5 at 10 p.m. ET, right after the Season 2 premiere of SYFY and USA Networks Chucky.

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