Scary Movie 5: Lindsay Lohan & Charlie Sheen Will Die; Terry Crews Joins Cast

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan will be killed. Not for real, of course(?): the pair of tabloid-headlining celebrities will meet their demise onscreen in Scary Movie 5, the upcoming new chapter in the long-running comedy series, which is being directed by franchise newcomer Malcolm D. Lee (The Best Man, Undercover Brother).

In other Scary Movie 5 news: the latest addition to the cast will be Expendables 2 star Terry Crews, who will play a yet-unspecified role.

The Scary Moviefranchise started as a spoof of the Scream horror films, which always opened with sequences of celebrities in cameo roles being slaughtered by the infamous Ghost Face killer. Scary Movie has continued that proud(?) tradition, with notable deaths in prior installments being hilariously suffered by the likes of Carmen Electra, Jenny McCarthy, Pam Anderson, Shaq and Dr. Phil.

Sheen played the protagonist inScary Movie 3, and had a bit role in the fourth film. AsTHRreports, thecontroversialactor will not be returning as his former character, Tom Logan, but will rather team with Lohan to play the worlds hottest new couple, in the opening sequence which will presumably end with one or both their deaths.

The combined presence of Sheen and Lohan onscreen is surely enough to grab a lot of attention (such as this article); the further revelation that theyll be playing up their own famous personas will only be a more attractive proposition while word that both could be horribly slaughtered will only seal the deal, no matter if you hate or love them. I say all that to say: this is a smart play for the filmmakers behind Scary Movie 5.

Crews in 'The Expendables 2'

In other ScM5 casting news,Black Film managed to grab the exclusive that actor Terry Crews who can currently be seen on HBOsThe Newsroom and will be shooting up the box office in The Expendables 2 this week will be coming onboard. Said Crews:

I will also be in Scary Movie 5. Thats being directed by my man Malcolm Lee, who I love fromThe Best Man.

As stated, no word yet on who the actor will play, but with a long comedy track record that includes White Chicks, Idiocracy, Balls of Fury, Friday After Next, Malibus Most Wanted, and many other entries, Crews should do fine bringing the funny.

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Scary Movie 5: Lindsay Lohan & Charlie Sheen Will Die; Terry Crews Joins Cast

Reviewed and Recommended by Erik Baquero