It never fails that people will like what you write if you add zombies.
Recently, I was selected as one of the playwrights of the NoCo 24 10-Minute Play Festival in Longmont. It was a 24-hour theater festival with a concept that was not exactly new, but something Id never participated in myself.
The concept of a 24-hour festival for theater involves a series of short plays going from conception to performance within 24 hours. It begins with its playwrights being given parameters for their 10-minute stageplays, the scripts of which must be turned into the festival after 12 overnight hours.
Now for me, being a freelance writer, I am always facing a deadline regardless of the client. So I am not estranged from having a 12-hour deadline for something Ive been asked to produce. However, Ive never turned around a stage play in such a short time.
The closest Id come until NoCo24 was a client entertainer having me ghostwrite a one-man stage play that ran about 30 minutes. By the time we were done developing it, I had three days to produce the play for his performance deadline in Orlando, Fla. I finished the draft in two.
Also, the first full-length play I wrote was produced in Colorado Springs in 2000. I had only written the first act of the two-act play when a friend of mine put it in front of the producer. The producer was highly interested and asked to see the second act to determine if he would produce it. I wrote the second act in less than a week and after the play got a greenlight, I performed revisions as it was being rehearsed over five weeks.
But a 12-hour deadline for something theatrical sounded like a challenge despite my experience, so I threw my name into the pot and the festival made me a part of it.
I decided to make it a weekend in Longmont. The festival was being performed at Jesters Dinner Theater, a quaint little cabaret-style theater on Longmonts Main Street. I booked a hotel room for two nights so I could have a place close to the theater where I could write comfortably and deliver the script easily the next morning without having to drive from Monument.
In accordance with the weekend schedule, the playwrights met with the festival director to receive the parameters of their respective scripts at 7 p.m. on a Friday. The parameters for each playwrights script were drawn from a hat. The first drawing was for the number in the festival lineup the play would be produced. This number also aligned us with a specific director for our individual plays. Next, we had to draw for our assigned genre.
The genres included comedy, musical, farce, mystery and others. I pulled melodrama for my script. Melodrama is a style of performance which presents outlandish, over-the-top characters and a situation which is usually just as crazy. The genre didnt scare me, although I hadnt written something melodramatic since I wrote for a television sketch-comedy show in the late 1990s that aired on cable in Denver and Colorado Springs.
The next drawing was for a twist. Each playwright was required to incorporate a designated twist into their scripts which came in the form of a person, thing or phrase. A clown, an explosion and a broken toilet were among the twists pulled from the hat. The twist I ended up with was brain freeze.
When all parameters were said and done, I was tasked to produce a 10-minute stage play for two actors (a man and a woman), which would be fourth performed in the festival, a work of melodrama which had to incorporate brain freeze as a twist.
By the time I returned to my hotel room at 9 p.m., I already had a few story ideas in my head. I began to take my ideas and create an emotional beat map for them. This is a basic outline of beats from key moment to moment, showing at what point the main problem of the play is revealed and how it is resolved.
After a handful of ideas were mapped out, I whittled my choices down to my favorite two. One was a hillbilly husband and wife at the OB/GYN office. The other was a man who visited a mentalist at a county fair. Slowly I gravitated to the hillbilly couple idea, but I still felt the characters could be more outlandish for it to be a solid melodrama. I struggled for a while with how to do that.
After a while, I fortuitously saw a television advertisement for the upcoming show Tales of the Walking Dead, the latest The Walking Dead spinoff. Thats when almost everything for my idea clicked. I had the thought to change the play into a couple of zombie hillbillies at an OB/GYN when they learn their expected child is going to be a living human, and the husband happens to be racist toward non-decomposing people.
By this time, it was 11 p.m. and I started writing the actual script. At that point I still had no clue how to incorporate brain freeze, but it was getting late and I had to start getting something on paper. It wasnt until about midnight, and reaching about five pages of the script, the brain freeze twist finally came to me.
I decided for the couples backstory to be that the husband was the one who made his wife a zombie when they first met. He fell in love with her at a Jamba Juice, and when she started to have a brain freeze from her drink, he panicked, thinking she was having an aneurysm, and bit her. It was all he could think of doing to make her a zombie like him, so they could be together forever.
Yes, the twist is far-fetched, but the genre was melodrama, so I felt I could get away with that kind of a backstory.
I was done with the script at about 2 a.m. Saturday. Five hours later, I was at the theater venue to turn in my script to my assigned director, Amber Salaz, who luckily had directed a handful of very outlandish works. She read through the script and started laughing. On the spot, she even came up with a couple additional gags and jokes which were right in line with my sense of humor and the social satire I mixed into what I came up with.
I left the theater so the director and actors, Brainard Starling and Devan Meck, could take over the project for the next 11-12 hours. I felt the play was now in good hands, and all I had in mind before the 7 p.m. showtime was sleep.
Back at the theater that night, the venue was almost full for the festival, and several works carried very creative ideas and a handful of laughs. Our zombie hillbilly play, however, was a highlight of the festival based on the amount of belly laughter that filled the room. Meck and Starling are both improv actors, and when there was a dropped line, they were able to riff with hilarity before they found their way back on track. Given the audiences response and the additional material the director and actors added to the play, I was beyond proud and felt our contribution was a success.
Afterward, I thanked the director for her work and immediately ran backstage to get a photo with the actors before they took off their zombie makeup. I thanked them for what they did with the material as well, and as I walked away I heard say they were excited they pleased their playwright.
With the weekend now behind me, Ive come to realize when Im stuck on a writing idea, looking to entertain an audience, adding zombies may be the way to go. As a result of our teams contribution, our play won the festivals Audience Favorite Play Award as well as its Best Use of Twist Award.
Zombies and comedy. Who knew?
Benn Farrell is a Monument-based freelance writer and playwright.
See the rest here:
Everyone loves a good zombie, apparently | What the Heckle? - Colorado Springs Gazette
- Dubstep. Dj-Daniel: Infection Zombie - Video [Last Updated On: April 29th, 2015] [Originally Added On: April 29th, 2015]
- Here's Everything That Happens In The Latest Leaked Episode of Game Of Thrones, Which Is Bananas - Deadspin [Last Updated On: August 17th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 17th, 2017]
- Abuse of 'Zombie Drug' Has Skyrocketed in Shanxi, Says Report - Sixth Tone [Last Updated On: August 17th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 17th, 2017]
- Trout Republic The zombie apocalypse is here - Monte Vista Journal [Last Updated On: August 17th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 17th, 2017]
- Is GAME OF THRONES Heading for a Zombie Cleganebowl? - Nerdist [Last Updated On: August 17th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 17th, 2017]
- Community hopes to 'Save the Zombie Food' - Victoria Advocate [Last Updated On: August 19th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 19th, 2017]
- Top 10 Real Life Zombies - Gazette Review [Last Updated On: August 19th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 19th, 2017]
- The latest dating trend is called zombie-ing and it's pretty common - Today.com [Last Updated On: August 19th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 19th, 2017]
- Overwatch Player Creates Zombie Mode - Kotaku - Kotaku [Last Updated On: August 19th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 19th, 2017]
- Rob Zombie to host '13 Nights of Halloween' on HDNET MOVIES - EW.com [Last Updated On: August 19th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 19th, 2017]
- "The Art of Response: Zombie Preparedness" event coming to Abilene in October - Big Country Homepage [Last Updated On: August 19th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 19th, 2017]
- China's Debt Swaps Surpass $100 Billion - Bloomberg [Last Updated On: August 20th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 20th, 2017]
- Community Download: Are You Tired Of Zombie VR Games? - UploadVR [Last Updated On: August 20th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 20th, 2017]
- HESCO Sponsor Zombie Invitational Shooting Competition (Multi-Video) - 107.180.56.147 (press release) (registration) (blog) [Last Updated On: August 22nd, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 22nd, 2017]
- Dead Snow 3 will feature 'Zombie-Hitler,' says director - EW.com [Last Updated On: August 22nd, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 22nd, 2017]
- Game of Thrones: Why Everyone on the Set Hated that Zombie Polar Bear - Vanity Fair [Last Updated On: August 22nd, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 22nd, 2017]
- 'State of Decay 2' forces you to pick who becomes zombie food - Engadget [Last Updated On: August 22nd, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 22nd, 2017]
- The Zombie Polar Bear on Game of Thrones Was Just a Dude in a Green Suit - Esquire.com [Last Updated On: August 22nd, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 22nd, 2017]
- Zombie Hitler reanimates in Dead Snow 3 - SYFY WIRE (blog) [Last Updated On: August 22nd, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 22nd, 2017]
- That Zombie Polar Bear on 'Game of Thrones' Was Four Seasons in the Making - Thrillist [Last Updated On: August 22nd, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 22nd, 2017]
- Louisville Zombie Walk Attack Funeral! - Louisville Eccentric Observer [Last Updated On: August 24th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 24th, 2017]
- Starbucks' new sushi burrito sounds like how zombie outbreaks start ... - GolfDigest.com [Last Updated On: August 24th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 24th, 2017]
- Heavy weekend rains likely when zombie storm Harvey comes to Texas - MyStatesman.com [Last Updated On: August 24th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 24th, 2017]
- West Milford plans law to slay 'zombie' homes - NorthJersey.com [Last Updated On: August 24th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 24th, 2017]
- 'Game of Thrones': Why the White Walkers and Wights Represent the Best and Worst Zombie Tropes - IndieWire [Last Updated On: August 24th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 24th, 2017]
- Like A Movie Zombie, Tax Reform Refuses To Die - Investor's Business Daily [Last Updated On: August 25th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 25th, 2017]
- Buy Your Tickets Now For 'Z is for...Zombie!' - Patch.com [Last Updated On: August 25th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 25th, 2017]
- 19 Years Ago: Rob Zombie Debuts His Solo Album "Hellbilly Deluxe" - WAAF.com (blog) [Last Updated On: August 25th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 25th, 2017]
- What can the Zombie Apocalypse teach us about ourselves? [Video] - OUPblog (blog) [Last Updated On: August 25th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 25th, 2017]
- Zombie homes shame campaign spreads to Niagara Falls - Spectrum News [Last Updated On: August 26th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 26th, 2017]
- Zombie run scheduled at Castle of Muskogee - Tulsa World [Last Updated On: August 26th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 26th, 2017]
- City seeks help in identifying 'zombie properties' - The Recorder (subscription) [Last Updated On: August 28th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 28th, 2017]
- Hudson Confidential: 'Zombie' utility poles outlawed in Cornwall-on-Hudson - Times Herald-Record [Last Updated On: August 28th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 28th, 2017]
- Falls steps up its fight against 'zombie homes' - Niagara Gazette [Last Updated On: August 28th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 28th, 2017]
- Video: President Trump's zombie claim of widespread voter fraud in the 2016 election - Washington Post [Last Updated On: August 28th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 28th, 2017]
- Zombies, romance and revenge drive record 'Game of Thrones' ratings - Reuters [Last Updated On: August 28th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 28th, 2017]
- Rob Zombie on Tobe Hooper: 'The Texas Chain Saw Massacre' Changed My Life - RollingStone.com [Last Updated On: August 28th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 28th, 2017]
- 'Zombie' translation book authored by Ashland professor - Richland Source [Last Updated On: August 28th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 28th, 2017]
- City set to file first court action against 'zombie property' - Rome Sentinel [Last Updated On: August 28th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 28th, 2017]
- Brooklyn Decker Compares Herself to 'Zombie Taylor Swift' in 'Look What You Made Me Do' Music Video - Us Weekly [Last Updated On: August 29th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 29th, 2017]
- Call of Duty: WWII's Zombies Is Changing its Tone and That's Exactly What it Needs - Twinfinite [Last Updated On: August 29th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 29th, 2017]
- Zombie shooter Dead Alliance now available - Flickering Myth (blog) [Last Updated On: August 30th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 30th, 2017]
- Call of Duty Black Ops III and Zombie Chronicles Officially Bundled Together - Twinfinite [Last Updated On: August 30th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 30th, 2017]
- Here a few of Lil Uzi Vert's favorite things: Rob Zombie, Rugrats and more - Alternative Press [Last Updated On: August 30th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 30th, 2017]
- Rob Zombie's Halloween 10th anniversary: How Tyler Mane ... - EW.com [Last Updated On: August 30th, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 30th, 2017]
- The Syllabus: Zombie Charlotte Law (updated) - Greensboro News & Record (blog) [Last Updated On: August 31st, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 31st, 2017]
- The Night King and Zombie Viserion are comingin Funko Pop! form - Winter Is Coming [Last Updated On: August 31st, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 31st, 2017]
- Death of Spain's Zombie Lenders Sends Bank Jobs to Decade Low - Bloomberg [Last Updated On: August 31st, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 31st, 2017]
- Rome on cutting edge for dealing with zombie properties - Utica Observer Dispatch [Last Updated On: August 31st, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 31st, 2017]
- The Mask Hides My Ugliness: Violence and Trauma in Rob Zombie's 'Halloween' - The Film Stage (blog) [Last Updated On: August 31st, 2017] [Originally Added On: August 31st, 2017]
- 'Zombie' drug Spice addict grabbed terrified girl, 5, outside Primark and gave her a 'bear hug' - Mirror.co.uk [Last Updated On: September 1st, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 1st, 2017]
- The Bentley You Need For The Zombie Apocalypse Is Finally For Sale - Jalopnik [Last Updated On: September 1st, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 1st, 2017]
- Cops warn residents to avoid mange-infected coyotes labeled 'zombie dogs' - New York Daily News [Last Updated On: September 1st, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 1st, 2017]
- Cops Warn of Infected 'Zombie' Coyotes Confused for Stray Dogs in ... - NBC Chicago [Last Updated On: September 1st, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 1st, 2017]
- Police warn of infected 'zombie' coyotes confused for stray dogs - KCRA Sacramento [Last Updated On: September 2nd, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 2nd, 2017]
- Survive An Augmented Zombie Reality In Walking Dead: Our World - Shacknews [Last Updated On: September 2nd, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 2nd, 2017]
- 'Zombie dogs' roaming near Chicago are infected coyotes, police ... - Fox News [Last Updated On: September 3rd, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 3rd, 2017]
- Railey: Confronting 'zombie mindsets' and a Charlottesville martyr - Winston-Salem Journal [Last Updated On: September 3rd, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 3rd, 2017]
- Trump Pardons Zombie Apocalypse - Indian Country Today Media Network [Last Updated On: September 3rd, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 3rd, 2017]
- Your daily 6: A third child for William and Kate; zombie dogs in Chicago - STLtoday.com [Last Updated On: September 5th, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 5th, 2017]
- Chicago's Newest Problem Is An Invasion Of ZOMBIE DOGS - The Daily Caller [Last Updated On: September 5th, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 5th, 2017]
- Daily Deal: Zombie Army Trilogy Is 80% Off On Steam - Gameranx (blog) [Last Updated On: September 5th, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 5th, 2017]
- 'Zombie' dogs are actually infected coyotes, police warn - Atlanta Journal Constitution [Last Updated On: September 5th, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 5th, 2017]
- 9th Circuit Revives Class Action Over 'Zombie' Smartphone Cookies - Courthouse News Service [Last Updated On: September 6th, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 6th, 2017]
- SecureView: Assemblyman James Skoufis Hosts Demonstration to Clean Up Zombie Property Blight - Markets Insider [Last Updated On: September 6th, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 6th, 2017]
- Zombie Walk to benefit local charity - Bowling Green Daily News [Last Updated On: September 6th, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 6th, 2017]
- Zombie Run will benefit Muskogee Animal Shelter - Muskogee Daily Phoenix [Last Updated On: September 6th, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 6th, 2017]
- New 'The Walking Dead' AR app tests your zombie battle plan - CNET - CNET [Last Updated On: September 6th, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 6th, 2017]
- Watch an extreme scene from TIFF zombie film Les Affams - EW.com [Last Updated On: September 6th, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 6th, 2017]
- ARZombi Is A Zombie Shooter Made Using ARKit - UploadVR [Last Updated On: September 6th, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 6th, 2017]
- Should You Forgive Your Zombie Relative? Ellen Page In 'The Cured' Watch TIFF Clip - Deadline [Last Updated On: September 6th, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 6th, 2017]
- 'Zombie dogs' are roaming the suburbs of Chicago - The Week Magazine [Last Updated On: September 6th, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 6th, 2017]
- 'Zombie' coyotes reportedly seen in suburbs, and residents warned to keep away - Chicago Tribune [Last Updated On: September 6th, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 6th, 2017]
- YWCA prepares for 2nd annual zombie run - KFYR-TV [Last Updated On: September 7th, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 7th, 2017]
- Langhorne Slim Releases "Zombie" off Forthcoming New Album Lost at Last Vol. 1 - Paste Magazine [Last Updated On: September 7th, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 7th, 2017]
- Sightings of 'zombie' dogs prompt warnings in Chicago - The San Diego Union-Tribune [Last Updated On: September 7th, 2017] [Originally Added On: September 7th, 2017]
- Zombie Chase Parkour POV - YouTube [Last Updated On: June 21st, 2018] [Originally Added On: June 21st, 2018]
- Zombie Official Minecraft Wiki [Last Updated On: July 3rd, 2018] [Originally Added On: July 3rd, 2018]
- Zombie Games - Free Online Zombie Games [Last Updated On: July 18th, 2018] [Originally Added On: July 18th, 2018]
- Amazon.com: Zombie: Tisa Farrow, Ian McCulloch, Al Cliver ... [Last Updated On: August 9th, 2018] [Originally Added On: August 9th, 2018]